Will this leather punching bag actually hold up to abuse?
A. Absolutely. Josh, our resident Savage and 10-year professional fighter, designed this punching bag to take all the abuse one could dish out, while simultaneously looking like it belongs in the personal gym of Ernest Hemingway. We will stake our name on this bag.
Q. What happens If I don't like it?
A. Well my limp-dick friend, we will first give you a hard time, then begrudgingly send you a refund minus shipping costs. Seriously though, you'll love it.
Q. What happens if one my punching bag fails under normal use?
A. We will gladly fix it for free! If we can't fix it, we will gladly replace it with a new one. Our goal is to make our customers happy and we'll bend over backwards to do so. If you encounter a problem, try to act like a Gentleman, and send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org. We'll get you squared away.
Q. How do I take care of my punching bag?
A. We recommend cleaning your leather periodically with a soft bristle brush or clean cloth. Rehydrate the leather with a leather conditioner of your choice. We use Smith's Leather Balm for our boots, shoes, and leather goods.
Q. How do I fill up my punching bag?
A. We've designed our bag to be super easy to fill. There is a zipper top opening that allows you to fill up your bag using gallon-ziplock bags filled with sand. Keep the sand bags in the middle (when looking from the top) of your bag to ensure you don't punch something hard. Line the exterior of the bag with rags, t-shirts, cut-up blankets, and any other bull shit your wife asked you to get rid of years ago.