I just got my leather apron from Savage Gentleman, and holy balls... this thing is no apron. Its a superhero cape that you wear on the front. As soon as I put it on I could feel the power flowing through me, i knew my enemies would be vanquished if they dared to even come near. I can't say this will happen for everyone, but I also experienced some moderate male enhancement when I put it on the first time.
Not only does it look killer, and make you an immortal, it also has that awesome leather smell... which is maybe why I have to make sure I'm not around any supermodels when I put it on...trust me, they can't control themselves, it's embarrasing.
I'm not sure where I go from here, but I'm toying with the idea of taking over a small country and ruling it as a fair and just leader. anyway, gotta go... Thor is txting me... wants to get up for lunch.
Thanks Matt & Josh and Savage Gentleman, I'll be back.