Snake Oil

Tired of your muscle pain relieving ointment not being made out of snake oil? Neither were we. But we did come up with a concoction that penetrates deep into your muscle tissue and joints to help reduce inflammation and relieve pain and soreness. Made from a substance called “Bastard Mahogany” (it’s a thing, look it up) and combined with frankincense and other essential oils, this product will give you relief without smelling like a broken-down old geezer.




  • Vitis Vinifera (Grape) Seed Oil
  • Catapa Guianensis (Anditoba) Nut Oil
  • Captylic/Captic Triglycerides
  • Boswellia Serrata (Frankincense) Oil
  • Cymbopogon Flexnosus (Lemongrass) Leaf Oil
  • Juniperus Communis (Juniper Berry) Oil
  • Gualtheria Procumbens (Wintergreen) Leaf Oil
  • Helichrysum Italicum Flower Oil
  • Fetula Galbaniflua (Galbanum) Resin Oil
  • Eugenia Caryphyllus (clover) Bud Oil
  • Mentha Piperita (Perppermint) Oil

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Customer Reviews

Based on 4 reviews

The snake oil works very good on my arthritic , and tiger finger I give it a 5 *+ thank you lyle fenicle

More Than Pain

I received this stuff as a gift. Have not tried it on muscle pain but I did put it on my poison oak just to see if would do anything. I was surprised that after about three hours all the itch was gone. Did not come back, poison oak dried up after a few days as normal but the itch did not return. Tried it again when I got poison oak on my finger. Same result! Itch gone after a few hours, did not return. I don't know if it helps with muscles but works for me on poison. I'm allergic to mosquito bites, they itch badly! Gonna try it on those next.

My boyfriend loves it!

I got this snake oil for my boyfriend who has a lot of aches and pains from his job. He was a little skeptical at first, but he rubbed some on his wrist, and he said 5 minutes later, his pain was gone! He is super excited to keep using it. Only complaint was that he thinks he will need more soon!

Thanks for the review Alex! Josh and I beat ourselves up pretty hard between fighting, climbing, office work (office mates don't play nice) and this is the concoction we use for all of our ailments.
Definitely not Snake Oil

This stuff is awesome! It's a orange like liquid that I apply straight to my elbow to help with my tennis elbow. I massage it into the skin and it feels great. I don't get that nasty chemical smell like I do with icy hot either. I wish they would sell a bigger bottle as I think I'll go through it quick.

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