Snake Oil Savage Gentleman

Snake Oil

Tired of your muscle pain relieving ointment not being made out of snake oil? Neither were we. But we did come up with a concoction that penetrates deep into your muscle tissue and joints to help reduce inflammation and relieve pain and soreness. 

Made from a substance called “Bastard Mahogany” (it’s a thing, look it up) and combined with frankincense and other essential oils, this product will give you relief without smelling like a broken-down old geezer.


  • Vitis Vinifera (Grape) Seed Oil
  • Catapa Guianensis (Anditoba) Nut Oil
  • Captylic/Captic Triglycerides
  • Boswellia Serrata (Frankincense) Oil
  • Cymbopogon Flexnosus (Lemongrass) Leaf Oil
  • Juniperus Communis (Juniper Berry) Oil
  • Gualtheria Procumbens (Wintergreen) Leaf Oil
  • Helichrysum Italicum Flower Oil
  • Fetula Galbaniflua (Galbanum) Resin Oil
  • Eugenia Caryphyllus (clover) Bud Oil
  • Mentha Piperita (Perppermint) Oil

Customer Reviews

Based on 9 reviews
Great customer service!

Had a problem with my order and they took care of it right away, as far as the snake oil it actually helps a little with my hip pain

Maybe headaches?

Have not ordered this yet but I am going to try this for my gf’s chronic migraines, they get so bad she can’t even get up and loses sight in one eye, I see all the reviews about arthritis and muscle pain but gonna see how this does with headaches.

This stuff works!

I have partial tears in my shoulder and last year underwent arch reconstruction in my left foot (bone fusion over a year recovering). This stuff works great on my shoulder and started using it on my foot when I get stress pains in the hardware. You guys did a 'bang up' (bad pun?) job putting this stuff together. It works great! My wife who is a nurse started using it after her work outs and loves it (and she stole my bottle!) It works better than the pain cream my father in law gets from the VA! Great job, Guys!

Better than CBD oil

I have some pretty bad arthritis in my right knee. The meniscus is basically gone, so it’s bone on bone.

Since CBD oil was released, I’ve tried that on my knee and it works pretty well. I tried to snake oil, and it actually lasts longer than the CBD oil does.

I’ve tried many different pain relieving cream‘s and gel’s, but so far the snake oil is the one that has worked the beSt!

Simple oil.

Not bad.

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