Savage Gentleman
Snake Oil
$14
Tired of your muscle pain relieving ointment not being made out of snake oil? Neither were we. But we did come up with a concoction that penetrates deep into your muscle tissue and joints to help reduce inflammation and relieve pain and soreness.
Made from a substance called “Bastard Mahogany” (it’s a thing, look it up) and combined with frankincense and other essential oils, this product will give you relief without smelling like a broken-down old geezer.
Ingredients:
- Vitis Vinifera (Grape) Seed Oil
- Catapa Guianensis (Anditoba) Nut Oil
- Captylic/Captic Triglycerides
- Boswellia Serrata (Frankincense) Oil
- Cymbopogon Flexnosus (Lemongrass) Leaf Oil
- Juniperus Communis (Juniper Berry) Oil
- Gualtheria Procumbens (Wintergreen) Leaf Oil
- Helichrysum Italicum Flower Oil
- Fetula Galbaniflua (Galbanum) Resin Oil
- Eugenia Caryphyllus (clover) Bud Oil
- Mentha Piperita (Perppermint) Oil